Vikki: Why do they call a toilet a lavatory when that's the place where they do experiments?
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Jenny: Ooh, it's Judi Dench's birthday today. And John Malkovich.
Sophie: Why do all your friends have posh names?
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Jenny: Ooh, this could be our new local pharmacy.
Kirsty: Ooh, that could be our new local undertakers.
Sophie: What's an undertakers?
Jenny: Like funeral care.
Kirsty: Dead people and stuff.
Sophie: Oh, I though it was a wrestling thing.
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Amy: I've just put explanation mark, explanation mark.
Jenny: Do you mean exclamation mark?
(Amy looks confused)
Amy:... I don't know....
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(Discussing the previous quote)
Vikki: Yeah, but isn't that what it is?
Kirsty and Jenny: What?
Vikki: Explanation mark?
Kirsty: No, it's exclamation mark.
Vikki: But it's spelt explanation mark...
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Sophie: What's that French painting called? M... Mm...
Kirsty: Mona Lisa?
Sophie: Yeah, that one, I was thinking of Madeleine McCann...
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Danni: Joan of arc? Is that the one that put the animals on the arc?
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