December

Vikki: In geography, we didn't even learn about the world, we learnt about ectomic plates and stuff.

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Jenny: We should start a zoo, that'll be exciting.
Vikki: Yeah, I'll be a zebra.

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Vikki: He's a virgin... And he's never had sex!

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Kirsty: They're really long as well.
Vikki: It's because they're short.

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Vikki: Who was the one who was put on the cross, God or Jesus?

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Kirsty: Would you rather be a Christmas tree or a phone?
Vikki: A phone.
Kirsty: Why?
Vikki: So people will touch me.

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March

Vikki: Do you understand the world?
Sophie: What do you mean?
Vikki: Like Europe's a continent... is that right?
Jenny: yep.
Vikki: Yeah it's a continent.. hey! Continent, like vowel and continent!

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February

*Just driven past the angel of the north*

Sophie: So, where are the northern lights then?

*later on that night*

Vikki: If the northern lights were going to be in England, they'd be in Scotland, cuz that's the most northern place in England. 

Everyone: No...

Vikki: Oh, I dumbed a dumb.

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Vikki: It's funny though, because you can't get wet in water.

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Sophie: I think uni should be optional.

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Vikki: So, cavemen and dinosaurs weren't alive at the same time?

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Kirsty: How do you spell dyslexic? 

Jenny: Oh the irony...

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Ema: I've only worked 10 hours this week.

Kirsty: Well what are you on an hour?

Ema: £6.08

Kirsty: Well that's £6.80... Wait...

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Sophie: You know, sometimes when I'm watching cartoons, I forget animals can't really talk.

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Vikki: Is Frankenstein real?

Amy and Kirsty: No, it's a book.

Sophie: No, it is real, we studied it in history.

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Amy: That's Hollandish

Sophie: Hollandish?

Amy: Yeah, Hollandish.

Sophie: Even I know it's Dutch!

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*Talking about Anne Frank*

Vikki: Who's Anne Frank?

Sophie: Isn't she one of Henry VIII's wives?

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Vikki: So, is Europe like what America is?

Kirsty: Do you mean is Europe a continent? 

Vikki: Yeah.

Jenny and Kirsty: Yes.

Vikki: So, then why... I don't understand the world.

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Vikki: I thought Oxford was in London.

Kirsty and Lucy: Yeah, so did I.

Vikki: I thought it was like the capital of London.

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