Vikki: In geography, we didn't even learn about the world, we learnt about ectomic plates and stuff.
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Jenny: We should start a zoo, that'll be exciting.
Vikki: Yeah, I'll be a zebra.
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Vikki: He's a virgin... And he's never had sex!
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Kirsty: They're really long as well.
Vikki: It's because they're short.
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Vikki: Who was the one who was put on the cross, God or Jesus?
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Kirsty: Would you rather be a Christmas tree or a phone?
Vikki: A phone.
Kirsty: Why?
Vikki: So people will touch me.
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