Brief overview of everything said so far...

Sophie: I hope you don't wake up dead tomorrow.

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Sophie: What is rice?
Kirsty (taking the piss): It's a vegetable
Sophie: No it's not, don't be stupid
Kirsty: Why do you think they have rice field if it's not for rice vegetables?
Sophie: Oh, yeah...

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(The whole house starts a conversation about platypi)
Sophie: Yeah, but they don't exist
Everyone: What?

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(Sophie shows us the dinosaur walk)
Sophie: And that's why some people have small arms and hands, because they evolved from dinosaurs.
*shocked silence*

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(After a discussion about whether nipples grow back, Amy leaves the room)
Sophie: Is she okay?
Jenny: I think you've offended her (jokingly)
Sophie: What? How?
Kirsty: It's all this talk of nipples.
Sophie: What? What do you mean?
Jenny: You know, because she doesn't have any...
Kirsty: It's a sensitive subject
Sophie: Oh my god, seriously? Is she really upset?
(At this point none of us could believe she was actually believing this)
Sophie: Should I go and say sorry?
Kirsty: Well, yeah...
Jenny: She's doesn't really want everyone to know.
(Sophie goes to find Amy)
Sophie: I'm really sorry, have I offended you?
Amy: What? Why?
Sophie: You know, because you don't have any nipples
Amy: Erm, what? Yeah, I do.
Sophie: No you don't, it's okay.

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Sophie: I'm going to hay my gorge field.
Amy: do you mean plough?
Sophie: Yeah... I'm going to... yeah....

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(Talking about Swaziland)
Vikki: My friend's gone to India for a holiday.
Jenny: Erm cool, they're not even on the same continents but cool.
Vikki: Aren't they?!
Kirsty: No, Africa's a continent and India's a continent.
Jenny: No Kirsty. No. India is in Asia.
Sophie: Even I fucking knew that!

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Sophie: Are zombies real?
Vikki: Yeah, are they?
(Rest of the house looks at one another in disbelief)
Sophie: No, I mean are they like ghosts.