November

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(Joking about killing herself)
Sophie: You should never kill yourself, you're too wisdomu... You're too wisdomus.Wisdomus?
Kirsty: Wise?!
Sophie: Ooohh, but they don't even sound the same.

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(After a conversation about Michael Jackson)
Vikki: So why is Cher white?

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Sophie: Ah, I'm having a heart attack in my back!

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(Talking about the high rate of STIs in old people)
Kirsty: Our lecturer said, and I quote, "If there's one thing you take away from this lecture, it's use it or lose it"
Sophie: Why? If you get an STI when you're older do you have to have it chopped off?

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(Talking about a piece of the gerbil cage)
Jenny: I think I'm going to keep this.
Kirsty: Yeah, keep it as a momentous.
Jenny: Haha, I think you mean memento...
Kirsty: Sometimes I wonder how our house got into university.

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